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New drop incoming... Candid. Your mom probably won't like it Wear responsibly (or don't) Free shipping $50+ Bad idea #467 Questionable clothing, seriously good quality Questionable goods

New drop incoming... Candid. Your mom probably won't like it Wear responsibly (or don't) Free shipping $50+ Bad idea #467 Questionable clothing, seriously good quality Questionable goods

NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED

OFFENDING PEOPLE SINCE CHECKOUT

Questionable taste, unquestionable quality.

5 stars from people who were uninvited from the family reunion

WORN IN PUBLIC. SURVIVED.

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Take your pick

SHOP BY COLLECTION

"I Support Women’s Wrongs" Tote Bag

"This Better Not Be My Adult Weiner" T-Shirt

"My Emergency Contact Is Also Drunk" T-Shirt

"I Shaved My Ass for This" T-Shirt

"I Have Several Pending Apologies" T-Shirt

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

BEST SELLERS

The stuff you guys can’t stop buying.

BEST SELLER "This Better Not Be My Adult Weiner" T-Shirt

"This Better Not Be My Adult Weiner" T-Shirt

"This Better Not Be My Adult Weiner" T-Shirt

"This Better Not Be My Adult Weiner" T-Shirt

$25.99

BEST SELLER "Born To Fish, Forced To Pay Child Support" T-Shirt

"Born To Fish, Forced To Pay Child Support" T-Shirt

"Born To Fish, Forced To Pay Child Support" T-Shirt

"Born To Fish, Forced To Pay Child Support" T-Shirt

$25.99

BEST SELLER "You look like I need another drink" T-shirt

"You look like I need another drink" T-shirt

"You look like I need another drink" T-shirt

"You look like I need another drink" T-shirt

$26.99

BEST SELLER "This Is My Only Shirt Without Cum On It" T-Shirt

"This Is My Only Shirt Without Cum On It" T-Shirt

"This Is My Only Shirt Without Cum On It" T-Shirt

"This Is My Only Shirt Without Cum On It" T-Shirt

$25.99

THE DRESS CODE SAID NO

NOT FOR
EVERYONE .

Good. That’s kind of the point.

Clothes for people who probably shouldn’t be allowed to choose the group chat name.

WE TAKE ONE THING SERIOUSLY

THE JOKES ARE QUESTIONABLE. THE QUALITY ISN’T.

We make dumb shirts. We don’t make cheap ones.

GOOD SHIRTS.

Soft, comfortable blanks we’d actually wear ourselves.

PRINTS THAT LAST.

Made to survive bad decisions and the washing machine.

NO WEIRD SURPRISES.

What you ordered is what shows up at your door.

WE’LL MAKE IT RIGHT.

Something wrong with your order? Tell us and we’ll help fix it.

Questionable taste. Unquestionable standards.C.