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"You look like I need another drink" T-shirt

$26.99

Size: S
Color: Charcoal

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DescriptionA clean, classic tee made for everyday comfort and easy styling. Its relaxed fit and timeless crew neckline make it a natural choice for casual outfits, creative projects, and laid-back weekends. The smooth, durable cotton fabric provides a reliable surface for detailed printing, while the seamless tubular construction keeps the silhouette comfortable and streamlined. A ribbed collar helps maintain its shape, shoulder tape adds stability, and the tear-away label keeps the inside soft against the skin. Thoughtfully made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification, this adult tee brings lasting comfort to the pieces you reach for most. Product features - Medium-weight fabric made for durable, year-round comfort - Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline - Tubular knit construction without side seams - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help retain shape - DTG and DTF printing support crisp, detailed designs Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
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