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"A retard in motion" T shirt

$25.99

Size: S
Color: Light Blue

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Description

This lightweight crew-neck tee offers clean lines and a bold, provocative statement printed on soft, breathable cotton. Wear it when you want to spark conversation or carry a wry, unapologetic attitude through your day. The smooth fabric and tear-away label keep you comfortable whether you're out at a casual meet-up, running errands, or layering under a jacket for an evening show. Subtle details like the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the fit neat, while the single-piece tubular knit gives the silhouette a clean, seamless look.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (most colors) — lightweight 153 g/m² for all-season comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for scratch-free comfort
- Prints applied with Direct-to-Garment/Direct-to-Film methods for sharp, durable graphics

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Fit & sizing

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Fabric & care

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Shipping & returns

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Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Check garment measurements before ordering.

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