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“Jesus Loves You but Everyone Else Thinks You’re a Dick” Canvas Tote Bag

$21.99

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Description

Carry your blunt humor with you every day in a sturdy cotton tote that refuses to blend into the background. This heavy-weight canvas bag holds its shape, so your market haul, books, or daily clutter stay organized without sagging. The printed line sits low and dry on the front — a wry, unapologetic statement that sparks laughs and eye-rolls in equal measure. Natural or black canvas keeps the vibe simple and wearable, while reinforced handles and flat-seam construction mean this bag stands up to repeated use. Bring it to errands, gigs, or coffee runs when you want your personality to do the talking.

Product features
- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz) for lasting durability
- Flat-corner construction preserves shape and maximizes interior space
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for strength
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black color options

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry

Fit & sizing

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Fabric & care

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Shipping & returns

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