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"If I Wanted the Government in My Uterus" Canvas Tote Bag

$21.99

Color: Natural
Size: 15" x 16"

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DescriptionThis sturdy cotton canvas tote brings bold, unapologetic voice to everyday errands. Heavy 12 oz canvas holds shape and weight while softening with use. The square, flat-corner silhouette keeps the printed artwork centered and readable — a statement carried on your shoulder from market runs to marches. Reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably in hand and resist wear, and the sewn-in label and robust stitching speak to long-term use. Choose natural for a minimalist look or black for higher contrast. It’s a tactile, durable canvas that moves with you and makes your stance visible.

Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability
- Flat corners and square silhouette keep prints centered
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India
- Available in natural and black colors

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Fit & sizing

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Fabric & care

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