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"My Emergency Contact Is Also Drunk" T-Shirt

$25.99

Size: S
Color: Charcoal

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DescriptionA dry, delightfully blunt tee for anyone whose emergency contact is more likely to answer after happy hour. “MY EMERGENCY CONTACT IS ALSO DRUNK” brings deadpan humor to casual nights out, pub crawls, birthday gatherings, and the group chat brought to life. Printed on a relaxed classic-fit cotton shirt with a timeless crew neckline, it feels easygoing enough for everyday wear while saying exactly what your friends are already thinking. The smooth fabric gives the bold lettering a clean presentation, and the seamless tubular construction keeps the silhouette comfortable from the first drink to the last story. Made for adults with a scratch-free tear-away label and durable midweight fabric.

Product features
- Strong, smooth midweight fabric designed for comfortable, durable printing
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Seamless tubular knit construction helps reduce waste and improve comfort
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help the shirt retain its shape
- DTG and DTF printing provide crisp, detailed artwork and labels

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Fit & sizing

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Fabric & care

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Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Check garment measurements before ordering.

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