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"Lesbians Eat What?!" T-shirt

$25.99

Size: S
Color: Charcoal

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DescriptionA playful statement tee for lesbians, cat lovers, and anyone who appreciates bold queer humor. The front features a colorful, cheeky design of expressive cats beneath the message “LESBIANS EAT WHAT?!,” bringing campy energy and a knowing wink to pride events, brunches, movie nights, and everyday community life. The classic crew-neck fit feels relaxed and easy to wear, while the crisp printed artwork keeps the design vivid and detailed. Made with medium-weight fabric for dependable year-round comfort, it’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations—and usually earns a laugh before the first sip of coffee.

Product features
- Medium-weight fabric designed for year-round comfort and durability
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Seamless tubular construction helps reduce fabric waste and improves appearance
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape helps retain shape and prevent stretching
- Crisp, detailed DTF and DTG printing for the artwork and labels

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Fabric & care

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Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Check garment measurements before ordering.

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