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"Jesus Loves You" T-Shirt

$25.99

Size: S
Color: Charcoal

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DescriptionA bold, tongue-in-cheek faith-inspired tee featuring the message “Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you’re a dick.” The straightforward black lettering on a classic white shirt brings irreverent humor to church gatherings, pub nights, comedy fans, and everyday casual wear. Made for adults who appreciate edgy Christian humor and a little playful honesty, it has a relaxed fit, sturdy cotton feel, and timeless crew neckline that wears comfortably year-round.

Product features
- Strong, smooth cotton fabric designed for lasting wear and crisp printing
- Seamless tubular construction helps reduce fabric waste and creates a clean look
- Elastic ribbed collar helps maintain its shape
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape reinforces the seams and helps prevent stretching
- Classic relaxed fit with a tear-away label for comfortable everyday wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Fit & sizing

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Fabric & care

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Shipping & returns

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Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Check garment measurements before ordering.

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