CANDID APPAREL

"If You Hear Me Queef" Tote Bag

$21.99

Color: Natural
Size: 15" x 16"

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Description

If you hear me queef... no you didn't. Bright pink lettering on a sturdy cotton canvas tote, for errands, gym bags, and anyone who refuses to be embarrassed.

  • 100% cotton canvas
  • 15" x 16"
  • Available in Natural and Black
Fit & sizing

Refer to the size guide to find your preferred fit. This can be found in the 

Fabric & care

I think you have this part under control.

Shipping & returns

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Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Check garment measurements before ordering.

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