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"If You Hear Me Queef" T-Shirt

$25.99

Size: S
Color: Charcoal

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DescriptionA playful pink statement tee for the woman who knows her worth—and expects everyone else to know it too. “IF YOU HEAR ME ME QUEEN NO YOU DIDN’T” brings bold, cheeky energy to coffee runs, girls’ nights, birthday celebrations, and everyday queen behavior. The relaxed classic fit keeps it easy to wear, while the crisp printed lettering makes the message impossible to miss. Made from durable cotton with a smooth printing surface, it’s a comfortable choice for confident personalities, unapologetic humor, and anyone who enjoys making an entrance without saying a word.

Product features
- Medium-weight fabric designed for year-round comfort and durability
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Seamless ribbed collar helps retain its shape
- Tubular knit construction without side seams reduces fabric waste
- Crisp DTF and DTG printing for detailed, long-lasting designs

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Fit & sizing

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Fabric & care

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Shipping & returns

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Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Check garment measurements before ordering.

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