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"I Was Like This Before the Internet" T-Shirt

$25.99

Size: S
Color: Charcoal

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DescriptionA knowing nod to the pre-scroll era, this tee reads: “I WAS LIKE THIS BEFORE THE INTERNET.” The clean, bold lettering gives it a wonderfully dry, nostalgic edge—made for anyone who remembers dial-up, paper maps, and having opinions before the comments section. Wear it with denim for an easy everyday look, or bring it along to retro-themed parties, ’90s gatherings, and low-tech weekends. Printed on a durable classic-fit cotton tee, it’s comfortable enough for daily wear while keeping its shape and message crisp.

Product features
- Strong, smooth medium-weight fabric designed for durable printing
- Classic relaxed fit with a comfortable crew neckline
- Seamless tubular construction helps reduce fabric waste and improves appearance
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing provide crisp, detailed artwork and label designs

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Fabric & care

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