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"I Have Several Pending Apologies" T-Shirt

$25.99

Size: S
Color: Charcoal

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DescriptionA little patience, one appointment at a time. This tee features the understated message “I Have Several Pending Apologies,” made for the self-aware introvert, recovering people-pleaser, or anyone who has a few texts still waiting for a reply. The clean black lettering keeps the humor dry and wearable—an easy choice for coffee runs, casual meetups, or quietly acknowledging your backlog of emotional admin. Printed on a classic-fit cotton shirt with a relaxed feel, it brings a small laugh to everyday life without saying too much.

Product features
- Strong, smooth fabric designed for crisp printing
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help retain shape
- Soft, comfortable materials with tear-away label

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Fit & sizing

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Fabric & care

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Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Check garment measurements before ordering.

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