"I have rabies" T-shirt

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"I have rabies" T-shirt

$26.99

Size: S
Color: Charcoal

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DescriptionThis classic cotton tee carries a deadpan, dark-humor statement at chest level — short, blunt, and impossible to ignore. The relaxed crew-neck silhouette and medium-weight fabric make it easy to throw on for a day of wandering the city, hanging with friends, or layering under a jacket. The understated black text on a clean white background keeps the look minimal while letting the message do all the work. Wear it when you want to provoke a laugh, start a conversation, or just lean into a very specific kind of sarcasm.

The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear: breathable 100% cotton (solid colors), a soft ribbed collar that keeps its shape, and a tubular knit that reduces twisting at the sides. Tear-away label and shoulder tape add comfort and durability so the tee stays comfortable through repeated wears and washes. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean the fabric meets strict safety and sustainability standards.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors, medium-weight (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, flattering silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Check garment measurements before ordering.

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