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"I Don’t Black Out, I Time Travel" T-Shirt

$23.99

Size: S
Color: Charcoal

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DescriptionA witty time-travel tee for anyone who would rather disappear into a different era than make small talk. “I DON’T BLACK OUT. I TIME TRAVEL.” delivers dry humor with a clean, understated look that works for history buffs, sci-fi fans, convention days, casual outings, and nights spent debating paradoxes. Printed in crisp black lettering on a classic white shirt, it feels like a quiet inside joke—easy to wear, instantly recognizable, and made for people whose imaginations are always somewhere else.

Product features
- Medium-weight fabric designed for year-round comfort and durability
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Tubular construction without side seams for a clean, comfortable finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder taping to help retain shape
- Crisp, detailed printing using DTG and DTF techniques

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Check garment measurements before ordering.

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