"I Do NOT Want Bag" T-Shirt

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"I Do NOT Want Bag" T-Shirt

$25.99

Size: S
Color: Charcoal

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DescriptionSoft, everyday tee with a playful, slightly sassy design. The front shows hand-drawn eyes beneath the words “I DO NOT want bug” with a smaller parenthetical line: “(Please don’t offer me any).” It reads like a quiet boundary written with humor — cheeky but firm. The shirt has a relaxed, classic crew-neck silhouette that layers easily under jackets or wears alone on warm days. The fabric feels smooth and substantial without being heavy, and the collar and shoulder details are built to keep shape over many wears. Wear it to signal your vibe without saying a word: casual meetups, market runs, or low-key social events where you’d rather be left to your own peace.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp sleeve, neck and front graphics
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfortable, responsible wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Fabric & care

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Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit. Check garment measurements before ordering.

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