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"Easily Distracted by Wieners" Vinyl Sticker

$5.99

Size: 3" x 4"
Shape: Kiss-Cut
Paper: Satin

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DescriptionA playful, glossy kiss-cut sticker that celebrates dachshund lovers with bold lettering and a sweet cartoon wiener dog. The cheerful design reads “Easily Distracted by Wieners” with tiny hearts and a friendly brown dachshund illustration — made to brighten laptops, journals, water bottles, and more. The glossy vinyl finish gives vibrant, scratch-resistant color while the strong permanent acrylic adhesive keeps it firmly in place on smooth, flat surfaces. Available in white or transparent background options and multiple sizes, this sticker applies smoothly without bubbles and brings a dash of humor wherever it’s placed.

Product features
- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting placement
- Bright, eco-solvent printed colors (not waterproof)
- Quick, bubble-free application; available in 4 sizes
- White and transparent background options; PNG format required

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
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