CANDID APPAREL

"Call It Necrophelia" Shirt

$25.99

Size: S
Color: Charcoal

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DescriptionA darkly witty tee for horror fans, goths, and anyone whose humor leans delightfully macabre. The bold black lettering reads, “CALL IT NECROPHILIA / THE WAY I CRACK / A COLD ONE,” turning a classic white shirt into an unapologetic conversation starter. Wear it to horror movie nights, Halloween gatherings, alternative events, or whenever your sense of humor needs a little room to breathe. The relaxed classic fit, smooth cotton feel, and timeless crew neckline make it easy to wear with jeans, layered under a jacket, or styled with your favorite goth wardrobe pieces. Printed with crisp detail on a durable Gildan 5000 tee, it brings morbid comedy and everyday comfort together.

Product features
- Strong, smooth medium-weight fabric designed for comfortable everyday wear
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Seamless ribbed collar helps retain its shape
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, comfortable finish
- Crisp, detailed DTG printing with DTF printing used for select areas and labels

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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