{"product_id":"tote-bag-jesus-loves-you-but-everyone-else-thinks-you-re-a-dick-canvas-tote","title":"“Jesus Loves You but Everyone Else Thinks You’re a Dick” Canvas Tote Bag","description":"Carry your blunt humor with you every day in a sturdy cotton tote that refuses to blend into the background. This heavy-weight canvas bag holds its shape, so your market haul, books, or daily clutter stay organized without sagging. The printed line sits low and dry on the front — a wry, unapologetic statement that sparks laughs and eye-rolls in equal measure. Natural or black canvas keeps the vibe simple and wearable, while reinforced handles and flat-seam construction mean this bag stands up to repeated use. Bring it to errands, gigs, or coffee runs when you want your personality to do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz) for lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction preserves shape and maximizes interior space\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for strength\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45059343024221,"sku":"10667481267654175066","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45059343056989,"sku":"27996463559715310441","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/2765\/2445\/files\/14582341974418415689_2048.jpg?v=1789503698","url":"https:\/\/candidapparel.co\/products\/tote-bag-jesus-loves-you-but-everyone-else-thinks-you-re-a-dick-canvas-tote","provider":"Candid Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}