{"product_id":"if-you-hear-me-meow-then-no-you-didn-t-funny-cat-canvas-tote-bag","title":"\"If You Hear Me Queef\" Tote","description":"A little attitude, carried everywhere. This natural canvas tote features the playful message “IF YOU HEAR ME ME OWPER NO YOU DIDN’T” in bright pink lettering—a fun nod to selective hearing, inside jokes, and confidently tuning out the noise. The roomy flat design slips easily over your shoulder for errands, library runs, market trips, or everyday adventures. Choose natural or black and let your bag say what you’re thinking before you do.\n\nProduct features\n- Made from durable 100% cotton canvas\n- Heavy 12 oz\/yd² (406.9 g\/m²) fabric\n- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\n- Flat-corner construction for a clean, streamlined shape\n- Available in natural or black with a sewn-in label\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":67788621742173,"sku":"23615242894507551197","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":67788642811997,"sku":"28046713400430278344","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/2765\/2445\/files\/7306139362187765853_2048.jpg?v=1792437732","url":"https:\/\/candidapparel.co\/products\/if-you-hear-me-meow-then-no-you-didn-t-funny-cat-canvas-tote-bag","provider":"Candid Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}