{"product_id":"i-don-t-black-out-i-time-travel-t-shirt","title":"\"I Don’t Black Out, I Time Travel\" T-Shirt","description":"A witty time-travel tee for anyone who would rather disappear into a different era than make small talk. “I DON’T BLACK OUT. I TIME TRAVEL.” delivers dry humor with a clean, understated look that works for history buffs, sci-fi fans, convention days, casual outings, and nights spent debating paradoxes. Printed in crisp black lettering on a classic white shirt, it feels like a quiet inside joke—easy to wear, instantly recognizable, and made for people whose imaginations are always somewhere else.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric designed for year-round comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular construction without side seams for a clean, comfortable finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder taping to help retain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Crisp, detailed printing using DTG and DTF techniques\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Charcoal","offer_id":67965162684509,"sku":"17954889356555396550","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67965162717277,"sku":"29811511310835263668","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":67965162750045,"sku":"48434031680069070673","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":67965162782813,"sku":"15501500319149973007","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":67965162815581,"sku":"23144176993419009813","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":67965162848349,"sku":"24717350224723291969","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67965162881117,"sku":"30264855148402131428","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67965162913885,"sku":"55896929148568737789","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67965162946653,"sku":"52324300956997607185","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Forest Green","offer_id":67965162979421,"sku":"31862321024847695075","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":67965163012189,"sku":"19853020995675075879","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Charcoal","offer_id":67965163044957,"sku":"68518466461695373485","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67965163077725,"sku":"21628301857955874594","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":67965163110493,"sku":"32115196852112914483","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":67965163143261,"sku":"20432521580379690964","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":67965163176029,"sku":"22712376173776369372","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":67965163208797,"sku":"28092587552870797565","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67965163241565,"sku":"10977657668862868243","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67965163274333,"sku":"23736732735717041355","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67965163307101,"sku":"20936544518527519049","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Forest Green","offer_id":67965163339869,"sku":"20290113793767127424","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":67965163372637,"sku":"23173307667175044240","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Charcoal","offer_id":67965163405405,"sku":"22156539159580726210","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67965163438173,"sku":"33313846695612528668","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":67965163470941,"sku":"59743430723280557520","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":67965163503709,"sku":"12651784179194397255","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":67965163536477,"sku":"18719890987883204228","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":67965163569245,"sku":"28048898207266381791","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67965163602013,"sku":"29983078573809293538","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67965163634781,"sku":"45687311571803264553","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Forest Green","offer_id":67965163667549,"sku":"33801735366858830285","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":67965163700317,"sku":"14685224570224804517","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":67965163733085,"sku":"16369346199246778551","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67965163765853,"sku":"56364409178566645848","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":67965163798621,"sku":"10253073342882939825","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67965163831389,"sku":"21478097075347969853","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":67965163864157,"sku":"15913018932115984535","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67965163896925,"sku":"24174503320003296488","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67965163929693,"sku":"62817981634436801175","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67965163962461,"sku":"12178318812690309281","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67965163995229,"sku":"11610366017246999633","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":67965164027997,"sku":"18506594838232341014","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":67965164060765,"sku":"27275580624761517802","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":67965164093533,"sku":"22130966011765872802","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67965164126301,"sku":"33560614593845294536","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":67965164159069,"sku":"26662446803764854616","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67965164191837,"sku":"18119773256493541733","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":67965164224605,"sku":"12194299490147433402","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67965164257373,"sku":"65002293191121042858","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67965164290141,"sku":"61809028977215924379","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67965164322909,"sku":"33281902671300658252","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67965164355677,"sku":"17892627500385829465","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":67965164388445,"sku":"29151189551633148301","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":67965164421213,"sku":"18620290082652826229","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":67965164453981,"sku":"21338277725241665038","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":67965164486749,"sku":"19749068528268581446","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67965164519517,"sku":"27653852731736875637","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":67965164552285,"sku":"24596456044144213928","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67965164585053,"sku":"21328322931657369079","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67965164617821,"sku":"17602247827554980908","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":67965164650589,"sku":"96626769794201818563","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":67965164683357,"sku":"98957729463767858765","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":67965164716125,"sku":"27335150100569615757","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67965164748893,"sku":"14778345994945128337","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67965164781661,"sku":"33194147875527101616","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":67965164814429,"sku":"71143443307899967916","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":67965164847197,"sku":"33443309400305250232","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67965164879965,"sku":"79235223400184100594","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67965164912733,"sku":"20986072047863655773","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":67965164945501,"sku":"28837962180260926045","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":67965164978269,"sku":"46412806933182439474","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/2765\/2445\/files\/11620216779547815434_2048.jpg?v=1794338291","url":"https:\/\/candidapparel.co\/products\/i-don-t-black-out-i-time-travel-t-shirt","provider":"Candid Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}