{"title":"BAG DECISIONS","description":"\u003cp\u003eTote bags that will definitely draw attention.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"tote-bag-if-i-wanted-the-government-in-my-uterus-feminist-protest-canvas-tote","title":"\"If I Wanted the Government in My Uterus\" Canvas Tote Bag","description":"This sturdy cotton canvas tote brings bold, unapologetic voice to everyday errands. Heavy 12 oz canvas holds shape and weight while softening with use. The square, flat-corner silhouette keeps the printed artwork centered and readable — a statement carried on your shoulder from market runs to marches. Reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably in hand and resist wear, and the sewn-in label and robust stitching speak to long-term use. Choose natural for a minimalist look or black for higher contrast. It’s a tactile, durable canvas that moves with you and makes your stance visible.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat corners and square silhouette keep prints centered\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45059303473245,"sku":"25227567283148655592","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45059303506013,"sku":"33403232475564859674","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/2765\/2445\/files\/10423250906726947465_2048.jpg?v=1789500983"},{"product_id":"cotton-canvas-tote-bag","title":"\"Here's That Dildo You Wanted\" Canvas Tote Bag","description":"This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15\" x 16\"– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it's durable and will last for years. The bag features 20\" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week's worth of shopping.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e.: Heavy fabric (12 oz\/yd² (406.9 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in natural and black colors\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45059307896925,"sku":"31761376673696995133","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45059307929693,"sku":"91341183902470481842","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/2765\/2445\/files\/17225917407028783760_2048.jpg?v=1789501590"},{"product_id":"tote-bag-jesus-loves-you-but-everyone-else-thinks-you-re-a-dick-canvas-tote","title":"“Jesus Loves You but Everyone Else Thinks You’re a Dick” Canvas Tote Bag","description":"Carry your blunt humor with you every day in a sturdy cotton tote that refuses to blend into the background. This heavy-weight canvas bag holds its shape, so your market haul, books, or daily clutter stay organized without sagging. The printed line sits low and dry on the front — a wry, unapologetic statement that sparks laughs and eye-rolls in equal measure. Natural or black canvas keeps the vibe simple and wearable, while reinforced handles and flat-seam construction mean this bag stands up to repeated use. Bring it to errands, gigs, or coffee runs when you want your personality to do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz) for lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction preserves shape and maximizes interior space\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for strength\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45059343024221,"sku":"10667481267654175066","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45059343056989,"sku":"27996463559715310441","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/2765\/2445\/files\/14582341974418415689_2048.jpg?v=1789503698"},{"product_id":"woke-up-gay-again-canvas-tote-bag-pride-morning-sun-reusable-shopper","title":"\"Woke Up Gay Again\" Canvas Tote Bag","description":"This sturdy cotton canvas tote carries more than just things — it carries a smile. Printed with a playful sunrise graphic and the cheeky phrase “Woke Up Gay Again,” the natural-toned fabric has a lived-in, everyday look that suits quick errands, market runs, or layering into a casual weekend outfit. The heavy 12 oz canvas holds its shape and stands up to repeated use. Wide, reinforced handles sit comfortably on the shoulder so you can carry groceries, books, or a change of clothes without tugging. It’s a small, joyful statement piece that slips easily into daily life and conversations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% cotton canvas (12 oz) for long-lasting structure\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, stackable silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for comfortable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label; sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Designed for adult use with heavy-weight fabric that holds up to reuse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45059386146909,"sku":"15141631547667715672","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/2765\/2445\/files\/10353067121614142085_2048.jpg?v=1789505182"},{"product_id":"lesbians-eat-what-tote-bag","title":"\"Lesbians Eat What?!\" Tote Bag","description":"A bold, playful statement on sturdy natural canvas: this tote features two gloriously unimpressed cats beneath the cheeky message “LESBIANS EAT WHAT?!” The bright pink lettering and feline attitude bring queer humor and unapologetic charm to errands, library trips, farmers’ markets, and everyday carry. Made for adults who like their accessories witty, expressive, and a little mischievous, it slips easily into pride events, brunch outings, and nights out with friends. The heavyweight cotton canvas gives it a substantial feel, while reinforced self-fabric handles make it ready for the daily haul.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from durable 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e- Heavy 12 oz\/yd² (406.9 g\/m²) fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric carrying handles\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction with no extra interior space\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural or black with a sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":67754170908765,"sku":"12026181133793567055","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/2765\/2445\/files\/6772823697841112898_2048.jpg?v=1792080302"},{"product_id":"if-you-hear-me-meow-then-no-you-didn-t-funny-cat-canvas-tote-bag","title":"\"If You Hear Me Queef\" Tote","description":"A little attitude, carried everywhere. This natural canvas tote features the playful message “IF YOU HEAR ME ME OWPER NO YOU DIDN’T” in bright pink lettering—a fun nod to selective hearing, inside jokes, and confidently tuning out the noise. The roomy flat design slips easily over your shoulder for errands, library runs, market trips, or everyday adventures. Choose natural or black and let your bag say what you’re thinking before you do.\n\nProduct features\n- Made from durable 100% cotton canvas\n- Heavy 12 oz\/yd² (406.9 g\/m²) fabric\n- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\n- Flat-corner construction for a clean, streamlined shape\n- Available in natural or black with a sewn-in label\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":67788621742173,"sku":"23615242894507551197","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":67788642811997,"sku":"28046713400430278344","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/2765\/2445\/files\/7306139362187765853_2048.jpg?v=1792437732"},{"product_id":"i-support-women-s-wrongs-cotton-canvas-tote-bag","title":"\"I Support Women’s Wrongs\" Tote Bag","description":"Carry your books, groceries, and everyday essentials with a little extra conviction. This sturdy cotton canvas tote features the statement “I SUPPORT WOMEN’S WRONGS” in bold pink lettering—a playful, unapologetic nod to solidarity, friendship, and feminist humor. The roomy flat design slips easily over your shoulder, whether you’re heading to the farmers’ market, bookstore, protest, or coffee run. Choose natural for a soft, classic look or black for a bolder statement. 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